Bananas in Pajamas

January 1st, 2004 / #advice, #girls, #newyears

Advice for all the men out there: Never compare a woman to a banana. While it may seem like a good idea at the time, odds are she won’t take it the way you intend.

In fact, you should avoid comparing them to any fruits. Trust me.

Happy New Year.

comments (6)

There are 6 comments. Such a lively discussion!

  1. Angus spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    psst Girls don’t have bananas silly…

  2. Katie spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    I was once compared to:

    (drumroll, please)

    ..a herd of elephants.

    Why? Hell if I know.

    But just trust me, banana is 10,000x better than herd of elephants.

  3. Andrew Pi spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    if a woman is bothering especially someone like your mother tell them they are fat itll make them go away

  4. JG spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    One of my mean moments witnessed me comparing someone to a hippopotamus.
    Again, bananas, at least, are tasty.

  5. Mike N. spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    Women are like mangos… mr. braithwaite molests them…

  6. Wangsta spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    as homer simpson said,

    women are like… a refrigerator

    or

    women are like beer

    I don’t remember how the rest goes

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