Bust Santa's Zit!

January 8th, 2006 / #christmas, #newyears

It’s really not often that something catches my attention when I wake up for school on weekdays. I mean, it’s 5 a.m. and I probably didn’t get much sleep. If you want me to look through my cloudy eyes and make myself forget that I am supremely angry at all things in the world at such an ungodly hour, you’ve gotta be pretty awesome.

My friends, behold one of the few things that would actually make me press PrtScrn at the most insane time of the day:

Bust Santa's zit!

Happy New Year!


December 31st, 2004 / #newyears

Make it a great year or not, the choice is yours.

Bananas in Pajamas

January 1st, 2004 / #advice, #girls, #newyears

Advice for all the men out there: Never compare a woman to a banana. While it may seem like a good idea at the time, odds are she won’t take it the way you intend.

In fact, you should avoid comparing them to any fruits. Trust me.

Happy New Year.

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