Deep Fried Overdose

January 11th, 2004 / #advice, #food, #girls

I went to the new Long John Silver’s tonight with my brother, Ian, and his girlfriend, Nikki, for the first time and after my brother ordered his fish sandwich, Nikki and I decided that we were hungry so we would split a family meal: 5 chicken planks, 4 pieces of fish, 2 orders of fries, 6 fried shrimp, and an order of hushpuppies. After paying for our flipping $28.00 worth of food we proceeded to wait at our table until it was done. During this time, we put on cardboard pirate hats and I got me a bib – This was gonna be some hardcore eating. And how right I was.

Round one.
I ate a plank of chicken. Nikki ate a plank of fish.

Round two.
I ate another plank of chicken. Nikki was still working on her first piece of fish.

Round three.
I ate another plank of chicken. Nikki’s still busy with that first plank of succulent cod.

Round four.
Chicken piece #4. Fish piece #1. You get the picture.

Round five.
(I’ll condense the rest of this story, it all pretty much goes the same.)
I ate the last piece of chicken and two pieces of fish. Nikki ate 1 (one) piece of fish.

The moral of this story? Girls don’t hold up their end of the bargain. Ever.


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