College Daze

June 27th, 2006 / #college, #uf

Boy, does college look great.

I went to preview last week to register for my classes and to get the obligatory don’t-do-drugs-or-drink-because-you-will-die speeches. I had to pick a major. I think that’ll prove to be the hardest part of college.

I finally picked a beginning major of political science. Yeah, I know: everybody and their mother takes political science. And, you know, the world always needs more politicians. But I figure that someday I might be able to declare a dual major or a minor or get a certificate in Public Affairs or something of that sort. And then, who knows? Maybe I’ll go to the state and volunteer to take up teaching. God knows that we need fewer morons in front of the class, and the benefits of free coffee and summers off intrigue me.

But the best part? Well, I’m taking 12 credit hours of classes during the first semester, which is the bare minimum to be a full time student, which is the only way I can live the next few years of my life off of the benevolent taxpayers of the state of Florida. I conveniently scheduled my classes such that two of the four courses I take are solely internet-based courses. And the other two, American Federal Government and U.S. History to 1877, will take up a mere seven hours of my week: three hours on Monday and Wednesday, and only one hour on Thursday.

What ever will I do with myself?

comments (3)

There are 3 comments. Such a lively discussion!

  1. Nathan spoke up on June 28, 2006.

    you might end up working at nielsen like everyone else who majors in Poly-sci or Psychology

    hehe much love boiiiiiiiiiiiii

  2. Taryn spoke up on June 28, 2006.

    please disregard nathan’s comment as Nielsen has driven him completely insane..something I can personally attest to

  3. christina aka poko spoke up on June 29, 2006.

    boy do i wish i had ur schedule

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