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Well, in my never-ending search for ways to make women swoon (for those of you keeping score at home, none of my previous attempts have yielded success), I’ve decided to take a more conventional route.
If you’ll recall, I tried learning the mandolin. I learned a few chords and things, but this attempt for love was born in futility. I guess chicks don’t dig an instrument that I play only because it’s small and I have tiny hands. And I guess, at least subconsciously, they know what tiny hands mean and they flock to the nearest regular-sized guy.
Then, I tried lifting weights. It worked out for a while, but then I went home for Christmas and didn’t take home my miracles of muscle making. And man, that stuff is heavy. It didn’t really act as a chick magnet either, though. I assume this is the case because notwithstanding my somewhat increased arm size, I remained short. Chicks dig tall guys.
Well, I am trying again. This time, however, I’m doing it the right way: I’m learning to play the guitar. I’m getting kind of good at it too, even with my gnomelike hands. This has got to be the clincher that makes the women of the world show up at my doorstep in herds wanting to be my bride, right?
So, tell your friends that their wildest dreams can soon come true: I can serenade girls until they fall madly in love with me.
At least after I learn more chords than A, C, D, E, F, and G.
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I think your problem is actually that you’re a nice guy. You should try being an asshole.
But as a female who has repeatedly come under its spell, the guitar works.
you already make me swoon….and dont give up on the weights!!!
Where exactly do you find these chicks who dig tall guys?
Yay! John plays guitar.- he got pretty good at acoustic so he bought an electric….ummm….that’s a work in progress!
Chicks totally dig drummers. I suggest you go with that.
chicks dig…ok i was going to tell you my secret but if I did that then no one would give me any credit when i use it. for 15 bucks/hour i’ll be your personal dating coach?