Love is $.45/pound

February 19th, 2006 / #girls, #letters

Dear Produce Girl from Publix:

I’ve watched you stock tomatoes and bananas ever since I was in the 8th grade. You must have been in high school then. You had short reddish hair and wore thick-rimmed glasses. You were really, really good looking.

But a month ago, which was the last time I saw you, you had gotten contacts and bleached your hair. Im not saying that you didn’t look good, but I am saying that the Produce Girl of yesteryear had something that today’s Produce Girl doesn’t. And maybe I expressed this opinion a little too openly the last time I was buying a bag of potatoes, because I haven’t seen you since.

Produce Girl, I’m sorry if I offended you. Please, come back to your little corner of my neighborhood supermarket so I can fondle you with my eyes.

Love,
Casey

comments (4)

There are 4 comments. Such a lively discussion!

  1. Amber spoke up on February 19, 2006.

    I came across your blog somehow and I just happened to read it… It’s really endearing actually. It kind of reminded me that there are still nice guys in the world. My blog is http://www.pamby.blogspot.com if you are interested. I just wanted to let you know I enjoyed your writing.

    Sincerely,
    A random chick named Amber

  2. Hot Chrissy spoke up on February 21, 2006.

    get a girlfriend…

  3. Vince spoke up on February 23, 2006.

    Casey, what are you thinking? Fondling the girl with your eyes? You can do better than that. Next time you see her, walk right up to her and slap that ass. And then fondle her right in the middle of the grocery store. She’ll never forget you then. Nothing but good could possibly come of those actions.

  4. ryan miller spoke up on March 8, 2006.

    casey i think you are super absou69

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