Call it torture

February 28th, 2005 / #college, #letters

Dear colleges that are sending me application letters,

Everything you send to me looks alike. There’s a picture of a token group of interracial males and females sitting outside with books smiling, a list of the exact same undergraduate options, and a business reply card that I will probably never fill out.

If you want to make things really easy for me, you could just pool your publication funds together and send one collective parcel with the name of your college, its difficulty on a scale of one to ten, and an approximation of the number of girls in your town who might be interested in pursuing a long term relationship with me.

Yeah, that would be great.

Love,
Casey

comments (3)

There are 3 comments. Such a lively discussion!

  1. Angus spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    Yeah I am getting a lot of that crap too…I just throw them in the fire, and man, do they burn.

  2. Lorie spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    it’s worse if you actually are a minority…. there’s a band I wanted you to check out. I wanted to know if you liked them. I think they’re pretty cool, but being the music God that you are, lemme know what you think…. http://www.purevolume.com/levismith check them out there!

  3. Ying spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    oglethorpe is my destiny

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