Ying's 15 Minutes

January 29th, 2005 / #friends

*carrie8820:* you should write about how we went to starbucks in your blog
*BathingInEggnog:* write it for me, im not in the mood
*carrie8820:* okay
*carrie8820:* copy and paste this:
*carrie8820:* tonight, a very special night, i joined my beautiful chinese woman friend for a lovely getogether at starbucks.
*carrie8820:* as we covered a series of topic discussions, being IB nerds, we then proceeded to talk about our teachers and their private lives. by private lives…. i mean sex lives. yes being the lonely deprived IB nerds that we were, we engaged in a lovely conversation about how gleason’s husband is whipped, mcgonagel was hairy, and dr y is a pi-yimp
*carrie8820:* i love ying more than any other girl i know, besides my mom, yes ying is cooler than all of you!
*carrie8820:* BIAAAAAA


That is the last time I trust an Asian to write for me.

There are 8 comments. Such a lively discussion!

  1. Trizis spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    I am yet to understand the reasoning in allowing a first time for an asian to write for you.

  2. Ian spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    Do Asian people eat dessert?

    Talk amongst yourselves…

  3. Ying spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    please stop speaking your horrendous comments to me… when i say me i speak fo all my asian people! and yes asian do eat dessert. you know, like da chinese donut and chinese banana

  4. Ian spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    Asian in da hood.

  5. Mike Nelson spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    Anybody with nuclear bombs and/or amazing computer technology is cool.

    So asians must be cool.

    Because they can nuke the planet while surfing the internet without their computers freezing.

  6. Dan spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    Ying is almost as stupid as Princess Isabella from the People’s Republic of China.

  7. Mills spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    Thank you Dan for making a joke that only about 15 kids would understand.

  8. I’m scared to buy any more in vain at sociallyconsciousbird.com spoke up on June 8, 2011.

    [...] my junior year of high school, for some reason my good Asian friend Ying Lo brought me a paper bag with two condoms in it from some free condom venture or something. I [...]

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