Nook-u-lur… Nook-le-ar… Nook-u-lur… Nook-le-ar…
[ 2 Comments ] Posted on 01.08.04 in politics
Italian Il Giornale: Al Qaeda Threatens to Nuke New York on February 2… but don’t change any of your plans.
This message brought to you by an incessantly blathering group of fools that you apparently voted for.
“We want the ball, and we’re going to score.”
[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 01.05.04 in football, gambling, sports
Week one of NFL playoff action completed. Let’s go over my picks (Winner – My pick):
Titans (20) @ Ravens (17)
Cowboys (10) @ Panthers (29)
Seahawks (27) @ Packers (33)
Broncos (10) @ Colts (41)
I totally expected those gosh darn Seahawks to win, I even picked them in my Super Bowl pool. It was going to be beautiful: The most unlikely team would win it all, and I would say, “I told you so!” to all the people I bet against as I took their money. But now I just look stupid.
That’ll teach me to gamble.
With those stupid Seahawks.
Bananas in Pajamas
[ 6 Comments ] Posted on 01.01.04 in New Year's, advice, girls
Advice for all the men out there: Never compare a woman to a banana. While it may seem like a good idea at the time, odds are she won’t take it the way you intend.
In fact, you should avoid comparing them to any fruits. Trust me.
Happy New Year.