Bananas in Pajamas
Posted on 01.01.04 3:40PM in New Year's, advice, girls
Advice for all the men out there: Never compare a woman to a banana. While it may seem like a good idea at the time, odds are she won’t take it the way you intend.
In fact, you should avoid comparing them to any fruits. Trust me.
Happy New Year.
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Posted by Angus on 10.15.05 at 14:20:15
psst Girls don’t have bananas silly…
Posted by Katie on 10.15.05 at 14:20:38
I was once compared to:
(drumroll, please)
..a herd of elephants.
Why? Hell if I know.
But just trust me, banana is 10,000x better than herd of elephants.
Posted by Andrew Pi on 10.15.05 at 14:20:59
if a woman is bothering especially someone like your mother tell them they are fat itll make them go away
Posted by JG on 10.15.05 at 14:21:27
One of my mean moments witnessed me comparing someone to a hippopotamus.
Again, bananas, at least, are tasty.
Posted by Mike N. on 10.15.05 at 14:21:59
Women are like mangos… mr. braithwaite molests them…
Posted by Wangsta on 10.15.05 at 14:22:17
as homer simpson said,
women are like… a refrigerator
or
women are like beer
I don’t remember how the rest goes