You're all morons.

July 22nd, 2004 / #badgrammar, #complaints

I think a grammar refresher course is necessary for about 70% of this country’s population. When someone puts quotes around totally random fragments of the sentence, I cringe. When someone mixes up “there” and “their,” I cry. And when someone puts an apostrophe before the “s” of a word they wish to be plural, I die a little on the inside.

comments (2)

There are 2 comments. Such a lively discussion!

  1. Ian spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    I thought about posting a grammatically incorrect statement, including each of the errors that you have pointed out. But then I decided that doing so is too cliche.

  2. Mike S spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    We’re in this war together. Hmm. It appears that I slept on my futon in such a way that my right arm now has stripes. How odd.

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