A relic from the archives
When I was a sophomore in high school, my parents thought it completely acceptable to let me leave the house wearing this:
Taken at the Aftermath Yearbook banquet, circa 2004
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The History Of Excuses by Bishop Allen
I believe that you insisted on wearing this……I suggested a haircut, if you recall.
You looked great in this shirt. Do you still own it?
I do. I actually think it fits after my recent massive weight loss. I would wear it out, but I think polyester is extremely flammable.
You look like Adam Richman from Man v. Food. I think it’s some combination of the hair and the look of utter vacancy.