I suck.

May 30th, 2004 / #random

Taryn yelled at me the other day and said I was neglecting those of you with no lives, so after a week, here’s the token entry.

Actually, I haven’t been slaying you with my unceasing wit because I’m a very busy man. I started driving school on Tuesday. I get up early in the morning so I can go stand outside (not in a car, the school can only afford nine) for 4 hours until 12. Having so much time to converse with the good folks there, I have come to many conclusions:

If I were a circus animal, I would want to be a tiger.
If I could kill someone with any garden tool, it would be a rake. Not those hard, pitchfork types, but the kind made of flimsy aluminum as to perpetuate the dying process.
Cones are retarded.

Wow, that’s not many conclusions at all. I’m really, really not in the mood to write. I think I’m gonna go now. Sorry to disappoint.

comments (2)

There are 2 comments. Such a lively discussion!

  1. Taryn & Lauren spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    thank you hot damn sexy man (thank lauren for that one)

  2. Casey spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    thanks lauren

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