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Chinese Insanity
February 4th, 2004 / #badgrammar, #family
The actual fortunes from the fortune cookies included with the Chinese food my family ordered last night:

…sigh.
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The Surfer by Tony Kamel
Today will bring you bitchin’-tough!!!
Angus, watch your language.
i got a fortune cookie a while back that said, and i quote, “a nice cake is waiting for you” not that i am one to rain on a cakes parade but how do those crazy chinese people know i am gonna get a cake. but just in case i ever find a unclaimed cake, it’s all mine
you callin me crazy son?
ok, the secret to fortune cookies is that there are microscopic sensors in the cookie that detect what kind of person u r and what type of fortune u should receive as soon as u touch the cookie. then, when the paper is exposed to light, little nano-robots write ur personalized message so quickly u won’t even notice it (so, no switching fortunes)
isn’t chinese technology grand?
i carry around that fortue in my wallet so who really is the crazy 1?