I have a big head

December 26th, 2003 / #christmas, #cults, #family

I was sitting at Christmas Dinner last night, and suddenly an argument arose.

Mom: Grandma, look at Casey’s hair!
Grandma (While feeling my head): Honey, he’s got nice hair.
Mom, Dad, & Brother: It’s too long!
Grandma: No, honey – Its length fits his head.

Awkward silence ensues…

Apparently I have a big head. Oh well – all the better to insult you with.

I don’t really want to cut my hair. It’s silly. Those Twelve Tribes people say that it’s against God’s will to cut my hair. Besides, all the lovely ladies prefer it long – Anything to please them.

comments (3)

There are 3 comments. Such a lively discussion!

  1. Ian spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    Casey’s hair is way too long. Seriously.

  2. Andrew Pi spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    Petersons have big heads. See that? That’s a period. So is that. And that. And that. Oh gawd it doesnt end… Hey I ended it with 3 periods and they have a special name for that but I forget so it ended. Damn there’s another. Or is there?

  3. Ian spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    Ellipses.

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