"I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food."

February 15th, 2010 / #awesomeness, #pictures, #television

At first, I respected and admired Ron Swanson more than any man in the world. Then I found out he married Karen Walker from Will & Grace. Then, I found this, and it erased any doubts I might have developed about Ron Swanson’s awesomeness.

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