Again?!

October 24th, 2007 / #complaints, #tickets

Well, it happened again. It was bound to, really.

It was 3:00 A.M. and I was completely burned out. I had just gone to Halloween Horror Nights with the gang over in Orlando, and I just wanted to be home. As I came across the Courtney Campbell Causeway, I noticed a white car tailing me. And, like clockwork, when the end of the bridge came and went, his lights burned like bright red and blue firecrackers.

This time, though, the fireworks show only cost me $185.50. See? I’m saving money!

Man, I hate the Highway Patrol. They’re like cops, but even more worthless since they only patrol the roadways.

I’m really glad they focus so intently on ruining the days of people going 76 in a 60 on a deserted highway in the black shroud of night as opposed to, you know, tracking down mother rapers, father stabbers… and father rapers.

Yes, at least Arlo Guthrie can make light of any situation.

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