Yo Mamma So Fat…

May 26th, 2006 / #television

We all have our dirty little secrets. Some people secretly like musicals. Some secretly kill people and hide their chopped-up bodies in the walls. Me? I watch MTV.

Now, I’m not a religious watcher. I know it’s like an instant brain cell killer. And I know that by watching it, I’m probably shortening my life span. But hey, I’m a relatively unhealthy person anyway. What’s a couple years when I’m 70? (As if I’ll make it to 70, considering all the $1 double cheeseburgers from McDonald’s I’ve been eating lately.)

Today, I watched a marathon of MTV’s “Yo Mamma.” It’s a show where a bunch of ghetto folks with interestingly nice houses insult each other in front of a group of comparably ghetto people who say “Oh snap!” or “Oh no you di-en’t!” when one guy squeaks out a lame “yo mamma so fat…” joke. It’s a half hour of mind-numbing fun!

You know, this is the second MTV show with which I’ve fallen in love. My first man was Andy Milonakis. But my true love? Wilmer Valderrama.

comments (4)

There are 4 comments. Such a lively discussion!

  1. Hot Chrissy spoke up on May 31, 2006.

    your font changed…

  2. christina aka poko spoke up on June 1, 2006.

    casey austin peterson where is that awpc christina?!?!?!?!

  3. Kyle spoke up on June 3, 2006.

    I thought i was your first man/true love?!

  4. Dan spoke up on June 3, 2006.

    yo mamma’s so ugly she walked into a haunted house and walked out with an application. pull it.

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