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Posted on 07.15.05 2:02PM in bliss, television
I am fully aware of the fact that there cannot possibly exist more than, say, four people in the entire world that share my opinions on this matter. However, because the Internet is an outlet for my (always correct) thoughts on a variety of subjects, I’m just going to go ahead and say this because it needs to be said.
Up until a week ago, I wouldn’t watch MTV if my life depended on it. I felt that it would make my brain rot into a casserole of knowledge that once was. However, as an ordinary teenager in the United States, I have learned to embrace the inanity of it all and settle for a mediocre intellectual existence.
That said, brace yourself for the opinion that may encourage you to close your browser and never read my ramblings again:
The “Andy Milonakis Show”:http://www.mtv.com/onair/andy_milonakis/ on MTV is the best show on basic cable today.
I know – it’s a radical view. But this guy throws the best random and in-your-face humor fight at you and you are forced to keep up with his outrageous antics or get left behind in the dust of pure genius. Unfortunately, a majority of the world is so closed minded that the art behind the scripting of the Andy Milonakis Show is lost behind immature cries for more mind numbing filth like “Date My Mom”:http://www.mtv.com/onair/dyn/date_my_mom/series.jhtml or “Room Raiders”:http://www.mtv.com/onair/dyn/room_raiders/series.jhtml and is therefore destined to die a pretty quick death.
Those ignorant fools.
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Posted by Angus on 10.15.05 at 17:43:40
He looks like that kid from the Man Show..anywho, never seen it, but if I can get it in HD I will record it and maybe watch it.
Posted by Christina on 10.15.05 at 17:44:09
i’m surprised. no details about your week with me and egle? but anyways don’t you think that room raiders and date my mom are hilarious. i sware i burn calories watching that stuff!
Posted by Angus on 10.15.05 at 19:09:27
Because the week can be described in two words Yearbook Camp…
Posted by Katie on 10.15.05 at 19:10:41
Date My Mom and Room Raiders are horrible.
But Andy? He just seems like an ass.
(And isn’t he the guy from the Man Show? You know he’s actually 27, right?)
Posted by Casey on 10.15.05 at 19:11:59
1. He is not the Man Show Boy.
2. He is 27.
3. He is a genius.
Posted by Vince on 10.15.05 at 19:12:17
if andy milonakis is 27 years old, he should just kill himself. He’d be doing the world a favor.
Jimmy Kimmel can produce much better than that, afterall, the man show boy was the greatest.
Posted by Angus on 10.15.05 at 19:12:37
saw the show and…heh, pretty funny…but only to those who get the comedy.
Some of my favorite parts…
“Your bike makes me want to crack my skull open so all the good angels fly out and cure everyoneâ€
[To a random person on the sidewalk] “Hey Mrs. Coleslaw, sorry I murdered your husbandâ€
and “1 out of 10 household items are gay .
alright doesn’t sound that funny unless you watch the show.
Posted by Anisi on 10.15.05 at 19:13:07
The show is funny, but i mainly only like the theme song. Oh, and i liked this one particular line: “You look like you just came out of a bath of rainbows!â€
My friend records it on her DVR and then we watch it. It is very stupid, but for some reason it’s like Andy Milonokis is a light bulb, and we are helpless moths, drawn by stupidity.
Posted by iggy on 10.15.05 at 19:13:29
my sis loves the andy milonokis show she thinks its hilarios her favorite episode was the one with jhon satamos mine is the one with lil john and fruty pebbles
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