Yo Mamma So Fat…

Posted on 05.26.06 5:58PM in television

We all have our dirty little secrets. Some people secretly like musicals. Some secretly kill people and hide their chopped-up bodies in the walls. Me? I watch MTV.

Now, I’m not a religious watcher. I know it’s like an instant brain cell killer. And I know that by watching it, I’m probably shortening my life span. But hey, I’m a relatively unhealthy person anyway. What’s a couple years when I’m 70? (As if I’ll make it to 70, considering all the $1 double cheeseburgers from McDonald’s I’ve been eating lately.)

Today, I watched a marathon of MTV’s “Yo Mamma.” It’s a show where a bunch of ghetto folks with interestingly nice houses insult each other in front of a group of comparably ghetto people who say “Oh snap!” or “Oh no you di-en’t!” when one guy squeaks out a lame “yo mamma so fat…” joke. It’s a half hour of mind-numbing fun!

You know, this is the second MTV show with which I’ve fallen in love. My first man was Andy Milonakis. But my true love? Wilmer Valderrama.

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  1. Posted by Hot Chrissy on 05.31.06 at 17:15:34

    your font changed…

  2. Posted by christina aka poko on 06.01.06 at 17:40:10

    casey austin peterson where is that awpc christina?!?!?!?!

  3. Posted by Kyle on 06.03.06 at 20:21:02

    I thought i was your first man/true love?!

  4. Posted by Dan on 06.03.06 at 22:52:37

    yo mamma’s so ugly she walked into a haunted house and walked out with an application. pull it.

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