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May 13th, 2005 / #complaints, #girls

New on the list of things that upset me: public displays of affection. And no, I won’t cloak the fact that this entire tirade is a manifestation of my own jealousy.

Now, I don’t mean to say that running off into a corner and sucking someone’s face off until they look like Inside Out Boy from the days of Nickelodeon past is necessarily a bad thing. In fact, compared with the alternatives, this form of affection isn’t half bad.

What’s really annoying is when people try to act normal while they are talking to you. Here I am, trying to have a conversation with you sexually charged lovebirds and you’ve suddenly morphed into what the Power Rangers would look like if they banded together into a giant ball of flesh and limbs. You think I don’t notice? When people do that, it’s like trying to talk to the last desperate people on earth who must repopulate its lands before they themselves die. And I must admit, it irks me like no other; just be a normal person for once.

I get it: you have someone and I don’t. Now go find a corner, because you’re just reminding me of what I’m not and doing a pretty fine job of making me sick in the meantime.

comments (4)

There are 4 comments. Such a lively discussion!

  1. Kyle spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    did I ever tell you that you are my hero?

  2. Taryn spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    AMEN

  3. Dan spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    I second that.

  4. Mills spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    Yeah, sick.

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