Baby, you're a rich man

March 8th, 2005 / #politics, #work

Wonderful news! Today, I officially qualified myself as a citizen when I received my first ever income tax return. I had to tax the little bit of cash I made this summer, but as a reward for taking a giant hunk of my money, Uncle Sam gave one third of it back!

That’s right, my friends, in my possession is a handy check signed by my regional disbursing officer in the amount of $50.34.

I’m now a man of means; now all I need is a girl on whom to spend it.


There are 6 comments. Such a lively discussion!

  1. Angus spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    Put it into savings, and forget about it, and 20 years from now you will find it and be like “wow this is 60 dollars now, I should put it into savings”…and then like after another 20 years…ah hell go blow it at celebration stations.

  2. Kristen Marie spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    casey peterson you are the only boy who loves me enough to consistently comment on my xanga. :) and i agree we should talk sometime… lets talk it up mister

  3. Trizis spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    i’m just the girl you’re looking for. What respectable young man wouldn’t want to bring home trezdon to meet his parents?

  4. Ian spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    me!

  5. Mike Nelson spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    i got 96 dollars, this must mean that i have now acquired the means to control the world!

    muahahahahahahahahaha!…..hahaha!…ha!…….ha?

  6. Tony spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    $50 worth of Ale-8-1!!

    Life is good!

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