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Annual Self Pity
February 14th, 2005 / #complaints, #valentinesday
I decided that this Valentine’s day, instead of feeling sorry for my lone self, I would bring the rest of single society down with me.
I am of the opinion that the majority of those folks who regard Valentine’s day as a commercial institution that is wholly unnecessary are in the same boat as me: HMS Lonely And Bitter. So, if you’re one of my fellow passengers, I’m just here to give you a friendly reminder regarding the origin of your defensive sentiment regarding February 14.
Have a nice day, fellow lonesome losers.
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9 to 5 by Dolly Parton
Valenwhat? I’m confused? Monday was a holiday?
Seriously though, I didn’t even really notice it, ‘cept for the Dr. Y thing, I mean, there was a major lack of public displays of sex this year, must have been disappointing to the voyeuristic amongst us.
Well when else are we going to get Dr. Yarb. 40 carnations?
[...] Every year at this time, I write a detailed manifesto about how Valentine’s Day is of the Devil (see 2004 and 2005). And in thinking this week about what new insights I could add to the already viscous soup of lament that I serve up annually, I could come up with nothing except for the thought that roses are stupid. [...]