Billy likes to drink soda
[ 8 Comments ] Posted on 03.05.05 in food
So, I had originally planned on giving up soda pop for Lent. And yeah, I’m going over three weeks strong.
Soda’s bad effects on weight, dental hygiene, and “all that jazz”:http://www.agd.org/media/2004/june/drinks.html have officially persuaded me. Therefore, I think I’ve decided to give it up for good. For nearly a month, I’ve been solely dependent on water and milk, and to be frank, I really don’t miss soda (or pop, if you’re one of my comrades from the Midwest) all that much.
Call me crazy.
Epiphany
[ No Comments ] Posted on 03.01.05 in random
I know things now that I didn’t know before, and quite honestly, I liked it better that way.
Call it torture
[ 3 Comments ] Posted on 02.28.05 in college, letters
Dear colleges that are sending me application letters,
Everything you send to me looks alike. There’s a picture of a token group of interracial males and females sitting outside with books smiling, a list of the exact same undergraduate options, and a business reply card that I will probably never fill out.
If you want to make things really easy for me, you could just pool your publication funds together and send one collective parcel with the name of your college, its difficulty on a scale of one to ten, and an approximation of the number of girls in your town who might be interested in pursuing a long term relationship with me.
Yeah, that would be great.
Love,
Casey