This time around, he totally doesn’t like Jack’s lifestyle
[ No Comments ] Posted on 11.29.07 in observations, politics
Watching the CNN/YouTube Republican debate last night, only one issue was on my mind.
Tom Tancredo: Mr. Roper reincarnate?
Oh, so there it is.
[ No Comments ] Posted on 11.27.07 in UF, football
I’m scared to buy any more in vain
[ 3 Comments ] Posted on 11.24.07 in advice, girls
Well, I made it. I’m no longer a teenager. It’s nice and all, but let me tell you a little story.
In my junior year of high school, for some reason my good Asian friend Ying Lo brought me a paper bag with two condoms in it from some free condom venture or something. I (naturally) took one out of its wrapper to check out what they were like, seeing that I was such a social failure and all, and I put the other in my wallet.
Well, condom number two expires in December. So, uh, I’d best get cracking on that, eh?
So, if you have a vagina and I have any contact with you, I would suggest being extra vaginally vigilant when you’re around me for the next month; I’m going to be coming onto you like a fat chick at a wedding reception.