I am the Nostradamus of crass commercialism

[ No Comments ] Posted on 02.10.09 in Valentine's Day, politics

Hey, remember this?

Yeah, I was right.

Better late than never

[ No Comments ] Posted on 02.08.09 in observations

Recently, I have undertaken a quest to grow into a more responsible adult. In the past few weeks, I have begun reading books recreationally (right now, I am reading Herman Wouk’s Don’t Stop The Carnival), and I have even been to get my oil changed for the first time in a year and a half.

My most recent achievement, however unpleasant it is, was a trip to the dentist for the first time in seven years. I won’t bore you with the details of my cross bite and oral hygiene, but I would like to take this opportunity to say that this guy is my doctor. I didn’t go into the office thinking that I would meet the Doogie Howser of dentistry.

I guess he went on his journey to grown-up life a smidgen earlier than I did. My bad.

Maybe he should hang out with John Edwards at some locale other than Fantastic Sam’s

[ No Comments ] Posted on 01.24.09 in hair, observations, politics

Blago's Haircut

Random political observation: This Blagojevich fellow needs to ditch the 14 year-old boy haircut. He looks too much like a quarterback for the Crimson Tide.

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