Deep Fried Overdose
[ No Comments ] Posted on 01.11.04 in advice, food, girls
I went to the new Long John Silver’s tonight with my brother, Ian, and his girlfriend, Nikki, for the first time and after my brother ordered his fish sandwich, Nikki and I decided that we were hungry so we would split a family meal: 5 chicken planks, 4 pieces of fish, 2 orders of fries, 6 fried shrimp, and an order of hushpuppies. After paying for our flipping $28.00 worth of food we proceeded to wait at our table until it was done. During this time, we put on cardboard pirate hats and I got me a bib – This was gonna be some hardcore eating. And how right I was.
Round one.
I ate a plank of chicken. Nikki ate a plank of fish.
Round two.
I ate another plank of chicken. Nikki was still working on her first piece of fish.
Round three.
I ate another plank of chicken. Nikki’s still busy with that first plank of succulent cod.
Round four.
Chicken piece #4. Fish piece #1. You get the picture.
Round five.
(I’ll condense the rest of this story, it all pretty much goes the same.)
I ate the last piece of chicken and two pieces of fish. Nikki ate 1 (one) piece of fish.
The moral of this story? Girls don’t hold up their end of the bargain. Ever.
Nook-u-lur… Nook-le-ar… Nook-u-lur… Nook-le-ar…
[ 2 Comments ] Posted on 01.08.04 in politics
Italian Il Giornale: Al Qaeda Threatens to Nuke New York on February 2… but don’t change any of your plans.
This message brought to you by an incessantly blathering group of fools that you apparently voted for.
“We want the ball, and we’re going to score.”
[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 01.05.04 in football, gambling, sports
Week one of NFL playoff action completed. Let’s go over my picks (Winner – My pick):
Titans (20) @ Ravens (17)
Cowboys (10) @ Panthers (29)
Seahawks (27) @ Packers (33)
Broncos (10) @ Colts (41)
I totally expected those gosh darn Seahawks to win, I even picked them in my Super Bowl pool. It was going to be beautiful: The most unlikely team would win it all, and I would say, “I told you so!” to all the people I bet against as I took their money. But now I just look stupid.
That’ll teach me to gamble.
With those stupid Seahawks.