Adventures of Armando
[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 05.06.04 in family, funny stories
The other night, my grandmother (who is normally the very reserved Southern type) came to the door. I greeted her with, “Hi, grandma, how’re-
“I need your father out here right now.”
Well, so much for friendly hellos. I sent my dad out and, as would be expected, the rest of my family followed. All except me. You see, my family has a tendency to make scenes. Not so much my family as my grandmother. Well, anyway, everyone went out and I was a curious onlooker from the window.
In my grandmother’s car parked in the street, there sat an elderly Latin American man. He looked rather comfortable – we had given him bottled water from the refrigerator in the garage and he just sat there, talking with my brother.
His name was Armando.
He was from Cuba.
He didn’t speak English.
And he forgot where he lived.
Somehow, in my grandmother’s mind, an inclination to talk to this fellow spurted up and here he was. We called the police and soon an officer came.
She was the most beautiful police officer I have ever seen. I forget her name, but I’m sure it was sexy. There’s just something about a woman with a gun in uniform that strikes me as, well, awesome.
She came and went, as did Armando. I miss them both. I hope they’re okay.
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In other news, some freshman thanked me for that Web site for English vocabulary lists I made last year. I had forgotten about that, so I went to check out the site. Being a 2-year old Geocities site, it’s riddled with pop-ups, so I moved all the files here as a final resting place. That should take care of things.
Distribution
[ 13 Comments ] Posted on 05.01.04 in high school, yearbook
Given:
1 Yearbook is approximately 5 pounds.
1 box of yearbooks contains 8 yearbooks.
There were approximately 1670 yearbooks to be sorted and distributed today.
There were 18.5 boxes of un-named books.
Conclusions:
1 box of yearbooks weighs 40 pounds.
There were 209 forty pound boxes to be carried and sorted.
There were 148 un-named books.
1522 books were alphabetized in the Destinations lab.
All in all, the yearbook staff lugged 4.18 tons of yearbooks around campus during the last two days.
If you find a problem with the yearbook, screw you.
Merry Giftmas
[ No Comments ] Posted on 04.27.04 in bliss
It’s the greatest feeling you’ll ever have.
Am I talking about true love? No. Am I talking about that warm fuzzy feeling you get when you see one of those “Puppies of the Year” calendars for Christmas? No.
You wake up in your bed and, knowing that your day is about to begin, you groan in disgust. Then, you look over at the clock. And what’s this?
It’s only 2:30, you have another 3 hours to sleep. Mother Nature’s gift to you.