Annual Self Pity
Posted on 02.14.05 1:41PM in Valentine's Day, complaints
I decided that this Valentine’s day, instead of feeling sorry for my lone self, I would bring the rest of single society down with me.
I am of the opinion that the majority of those folks who regard Valentine’s day as a commercial institution that is wholly unnecessary are in the same boat as me: HMS Lonely And Bitter. So, if you’re one of my fellow passengers, I’m just here to give you a friendly reminder regarding the origin of your defensive sentiment regarding February 14.
Have a nice day, fellow lonesome losers.
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Posted by Angus on 10.15.05 at 16:43:46
Well when else are we going to get Dr. Yarb. 40 carnations?
Posted by Mike Nelson on 10.15.05 at 16:44:16
Valenwhat? I’m confused? Monday was a holiday?
Seriously though, I didn’t even really notice it, cept for the Dr. Y thing, I mean, there was a major lack of public displays of sex this year, must have been disappointing to the voyueristic amongst us.
Posted by sociallyconsciousbird.com :: quiet place, humble pen » Blog Archive » Annual Defense Mechanism on 07.26.06 at 21:30:37
[...] Every year at this time, I write a detailed manifesto about how Valentine’s Day is of the Devil (see 2004 and 2005). And in thinking this week about what new insights I could add to the already viscous soup of lament that I serve up annually, I could come up with nothing except for the thought that roses are stupid. [...]