Baby, you’re a rich man
[ 6 Comments ] Posted on 03.08.05 in politics, work
Wonderful news! Today, I officially qualified myself as a citizen when I received my first ever income tax return. I had to tax the little bit of cash I made this summer, but as a reward for taking a giant hunk of my money, Uncle Sam gave one third of it back!
That’s right, my friends, in my possession is a handy check signed by my regional disbursing officer in the amount of $50.34.
I’m now a man of means; now all I need is a girl on whom to spend it.
Billy likes to drink soda
[ 8 Comments ] Posted on 03.05.05 in food
So, I had originally planned on giving up soda pop for Lent. And yeah, I’m going over three weeks strong.
Soda’s bad effects on weight, dental hygiene, and “all that jazz”:http://www.agd.org/media/2004/june/drinks.html have officially persuaded me. Therefore, I think I’ve decided to give it up for good. For nearly a month, I’ve been solely dependent on water and milk, and to be frank, I really don’t miss soda (or pop, if you’re one of my comrades from the Midwest) all that much.
Call me crazy.
Epiphany
[ No Comments ] Posted on 03.01.05 in random
I know things now that I didn’t know before, and quite honestly, I liked it better that way.