Baby, you’re a rich man

Posted on 03.08.05 1:45PM in politics, work

Wonderful news! Today, I officially qualified myself as a citizen when I received my first ever income tax return. I had to tax the little bit of cash I made this summer, but as a reward for taking a giant hunk of my money, Uncle Sam gave one third of it back!

That’s right, my friends, in my possession is a handy check signed by my regional disbursing officer in the amount of $50.34.

I’m now a man of means; now all I need is a girl on whom to spend it.

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  1. Posted by Angus on 10.15.05 at 16:55:23

    Put it into savings, and forget about it, and 20 years from now you will find it and be like “wow this is 60 dollars now, I should put it into savings”…and then like after another 20 years…ah hell go blow it at celebration stations.

  2. Posted by Kristen Marie on 10.15.05 at 16:55:54

    casey peterson you are the only boy who loves me enough to consistently comment on my xanga. :) and i agree we should talk sometime… lets talk it up mister

  3. Posted by Trizis on 10.15.05 at 16:56:15

    i’m just the girl you’re looking for. What respectable young man wouldn’t want to bring home trezdon to meet his parents?

  4. Posted by Ian on 10.15.05 at 16:56:33

    me!

  5. Posted by Mike Nelson on 10.15.05 at 16:57:02

    i got 96 dollars, this must mean that i have now acquired the means to control the world!

    muahahahahahahahahaha!…..hahaha!…ha!…….ha?

  6. Posted by Tony on 10.15.05 at 16:57:17

    $50 worth of Ale-8-1!!

    Life is good!

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