Baby, you’re a rich man
[ 6 Comments ] Posted on 03.08.05 in politics, work
Wonderful news! Today, I officially qualified myself as a citizen when I received my first ever income tax return. I had to tax the little bit of cash I made this summer, but as a reward for taking a giant hunk of my money, Uncle Sam gave one third of it back!
That’s right, my friends, in my possession is a handy check signed by my regional disbursing officer in the amount of $50.34.
I’m now a man of means; now all I need is a girl on whom to spend it.
Healthy Criticism
[ 4 Comments ] Posted on 01.13.05 in complaints, politics
Lately, I was conversing with my brother Ian, one of the few people in my life who bothers to challenge me with important and intellectual thought, and we noticed a phenomenon that sneaked up on the mindless sheep of American society seemingly overnight. You’d have to be blind to not see it, but at the same time, you’d have to be painstakingly cynical to let it bother you. Ladies and gentlemen, a cynic has entered the building.
Of course, it’s the sudden fad to put those silly little magnetic ribbons on the back of your car. I don’t intend to challenge the messages conveyed by such magnets, though I would like to point out that when you slap one of those babies on the back of your automobile, you look like a mindless dolt of a follower of pop culture. Furthermore, if you have more than one on your trunk, you look even sillier. But perhaps the most self-degrading aspect of these Liberty and Freedom Magnets is the fact that a good percentage of persons who dare to muck up their otherwise perfectly good cars by putting these absurd things on sideways. Honestly, how educated do you come off if you cannot simply align your ribbon correctly?
Sigh. Way to go, general public. Glad to know they gave you licenses.
And In the End
[ No Comments ] Posted on 11.03.04 in politics
Congratulations to George W. Bush on his first successful presidential election.