The Hot Game

June 7th, 2004 / #family, #funny stories

Hot Game, The.
noun
1 : Game played by traversing long distances by automobile with windows rolled up and heater on its highest setting. Normally played in summer. Players win when the other gives up or dies, depending on the order in which such events transpire.
2 archaic : Title of cheap pornography from the 1970s.

Walking Across Hot Places Barefoot Game, The.
noun
1 : Game played by abandoning all footwear and running through paved areas in the hot sun. Normally played in summer. Players win when their opponent’s feet burn off and walking can only be achieved on the left over nubs of melted flesh at the bottoms of the shin.

Ian and I played both of these games today, the Hot Game on our way to and from the beach and the Walking Across Hot Places Barefoot Game (WAHPBG) when we got there. Now we’re predicting that blisters are to form on the bottoms of our feet. Oh well, life goes on.


There are 3 comments. Such a lively discussion!

  1. Taryn spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    nerds are hot

  2. Angus spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    With that said… Casey I am working on my HTML skills along with CSS and now I am able to read and understand your source. I know the stuff I just need to practice and put it together. And uh… go BOLTS!

  3. Casey spoke up on October 15, 2005.

    BOLTS WIN

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