The Mets are only 14 games out of the Wild Card

August 25th, 2009 / #baseball, #complaints, #letters

Another year, another idiot given the opportunity to let his voice be heard in the Alligator.

Oh, I didn’t mean this guy, I meant me.

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A rare retraction

August 20th, 2009 / #apologies, #observations, #television

Okay, so I was wrong about the whole Billy Mays being Jesus’ right hand man thing. I imagine I should have realized something was going on when he got so excited over the iTie. No one should be that pumped about an article of men’s fashion.

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