Cut it out
[ 3 Comments ] Posted on 07.03.05 in food
This past week as I was making myself a turkey sandwich, I thought to myself, “Gee, self: you should write a blog entry concerning the merits of the diagonal sandwich cut as opposed to the horizontal.”
Days have since passed, and I have not yet mustered (no pun intended) up the energy to preach from my digital soapbox against the sins of boring sandwich cutting. There’s what summer will do to a kid.
Step on it
[ 5 Comments ] Posted on 06.28.05 in food, observations
I think it’s cute when microwavable products have an extra step on the tail end of their preparation directions that reads, “Enjoy.”
And here I was planning to painfully stomach the ravioli that I voluntarily made for my own satisfaction in a manner that resembles a whiny baby mouthing unhappily the pink medicine that is being forced upon him by his mother. Shucks.
A Thousand Words
[ 4 Comments ] Posted on 06.24.05 in complaints, high school
I just got back from getting my senior portrait taken at the local photography studio. It took about 50 minutes, 45 of which consisted of standing in the waiting room and reading car magazines.
During my wait, I got to listen to the conversations of multiple whining menopausal mothers who thought that the process was taking far too long. Granted, the sitting took a good while, but on the post card they received in the mail months ago that remained ignored until presently, it warns of a wait of about an hour.
Did they realize that Bryn-Alan Photography is in charge of each and every senior’s portrait every year? And did they realize that the photographers can only work in one studio because that is all they have? Probably not, as they are not necessarily in positions to be privy to that knowledge.
They failed to take into consideration the fact that these people were not sitting in the back and playing Yahtzee – they work their tails off to get children in and out in an attempt to make things go quasi smoothly.
I realize that I’m treading potentially hypocritical ground here, but I thought that such a social observation would be necessary before any of you jokers walk in to get your senior portrait and start complaining.