I can mumble and be cute… why won’t Ellen Page do it with me?

[ No Comments ] Posted on 11.01.08 in girls, movies, observations

Tonight, Ian and I went on a man-date to the movies to see Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist. And, following an hour of a lifestyle I cannot possibly relate to, I have come to a conclusion. I think it’s funny how Michael Cera plays the exact same character in everything he has ever done.

Arrested Development? Awkwardly charming teenager.
Superbad? Awkwardly charming teenager.
Juno? Awkwardly charming teenager.
Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist? Awkwardly charming teenager.

This is by no means a complaint. I find his films to be quite heartwarming. Plus, he is obviously doing something correctly. I mean, if it works for him, dude should rock the weirdness until his penis falls off from boning the legions of tiny girls who adore the feeling of “AWWWWW” that overcomes them every time they see him avoid eye contact and stutter strangely when making a point.

I just wish I could pull it off, too.

Yes, I did it.

[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 10.21.08 in Rays, baseball, hair

The beard is five weeks old. The mohawk is about 14 hours old. We’re going to the World Series!

Rayhawk 2008

Obligatory Playoff Beard Update

[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 10.14.08 in Rays, baseball, hair

Updating, my beard is now four weeks old.

Playoff Beard, week 4

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