Cruel and Unusual
[ 5 Comments ] Posted on 07.28.04 in IB, complaints, high school
This being the last week of summer, I thought I’d go out with a bang.
But then I realized that I have homework due in less than a week. So, for lack of more exciting activities, I’m stuck reading the notes for All The King’s Men by Robert Penn Warren.
And you know what? I’m quitting after only seven chapters. The Sparknotes even make me want to gouge my eyeballs out with a used spork. When does summer ’05 start?
When Hairy Met Sally
[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 07.25.04 in friends, hair
I’m looking for a female volunteer to shave (or wax) my lower back. I was going to have my good friends Sharf and Trizis do it, but my idealistically masculine family poo-pooed that idea. My pop stipulated that it wouldn’t be gay if I got a girl to do it.
That being said, any takers?
Banana Phone
[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 07.24.04 in random
I met some folks at the beach today and, even though I took my cell phone out of my pants before getting wet, it still got waterlogged. Now I know where my next paycheck is going.
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Update Sunday, July 25, 2004 – 3:44PM:
Turns out it wasn’t as bad as I expected. I think it was because I was a cute kid, but no matter. My service representative Jessica hooked me up with a new phone and battery for a mere $40.00. Much better than the hundreds I was expecting to have to pay.