Memory Monster
Posted on 10.25.04 5:09PM in random
The elbows are the dirtiest places on my body. The only rationale behind this assertion is that, because the skin on the elbow is continually stretched and constricted with arm movement, the skin forms little pockets of dirt that cannot be washed off without some pretty extensive lathering.
For the past three weeks, I’ve been telling myself, “Self, you must wash your elbows!”
I remind myself of this only when I am high and dry. It seems that whenever I step into the shower, I enter a realm of the supernatural. The only logical hypothesis is that some memory-draining, awareness consuming monster must live in the shower pit and is kept in its blue and white cage with only a thin sheet of plastic hanging from a rusty aluminum rod.
I’ve failed to remind myself to pay special attention to these spots every day for the better part of a month. My ‘bows have gotten so grungy, fellow classmates in Spanish class could today see the brown spots and took no hesitation in pointing them out to me. Thanks for the reminder, folks.
I’m hoping that consciously explaining my situation will raise public awareness (and lessen notions of my ill-hygiene) while at the same time wedging into my subconscious a command to abscond from the memory monster in my bathroom.
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Posted by Dan on 10.15.05 at 16:09:25
Main Entry: ab·scond
Pronunciation: ab-’skänd, &b-
Function: intransitive verb
Etymology: Latin abscondere to hide away, from abs- + condere to store up, conceal—more at CONDIMENT
: to depart secretly and hide oneself – ab·scond·er noun