Moscow girls make me sing and shout
Posted on 09.23.04 5:05PM in food, funny stories, girls
Today at school, there were a couple of foreign exchange students from Russia. After meeting them and welcoming them to our humble little country, I urged them to go eat some high quality American cuisine.
And what do they do? They go eat cookies for lunch; cookies that could just as easily been eaten in Kaliningrad. I find that to be a highly innutritious and un-American lunch choice. It’s not everywhere you can get overpriced turkey tetrazini with a fifty cent dinner roll.
But I forgive them for two reasons. First, this is a strange, new land to them. Second, they were a couple of lovely ladies. And everyone knows there is no lovelier lady folk than can be found in Russia and all of her U.S.S.R. buddies from way back when.
Therefore, they are absolved so long as I have my Eastern European eye candy.
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Posted by Dan on 10.15.05 at 15:57:50
Oh, i thought it was one lovely lady and a guy.
Posted by Nathan T on 10.15.05 at 15:58:14
yea i agree w. dan, partially
i thot it was one lovely young lady and 2 other butt ugly ppl
+ victor
Posted by Casey on 10.15.05 at 15:58:41
I guess after a lifetime I have none of what you would call “standards.â€
Posted by Kyle on 10.15.05 at 15:59:03
standards are for normal people and sober people
Posted by Angus on 10.15.05 at 15:59:28
In Soviet Russia, road forks you!
Posted by Trizis on 10.15.05 at 15:59:46
get a life, Angus
Posted by Trizis on 10.15.05 at 16:00:14
thats odd, someone made fun of Angus pretending to be me, my apologies Angus, road does indeed fork me in Soviet Russia.
Posted by Angus on 10.15.05 at 16:00:39
…someone needs to take their Bi-Polar Medicine