He’s always around

Posted on 06.12.04 4:37PM in complaints, politics

I work now so I can generously give a mandated portion to him.

I can’t take right hand turns into the left lane because he says so.

I can’t become a hairdresser without a license because he doesn’t want to trust me enough to snip his curly locks.

Crossing at places other than intersections? Not on his watch.

I have some freedoms, but I’m not going to receive them if I don’t have the necessary paperwork.

What’s worse, my voice means nothing to him; I can’t even vote for him.

He is The Man.

And from this point forward, it has been stuck to the aforementioned man.

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  1. Posted by Kristine on 10.15.05 at 15:11:43

    well really all the diet is is no carbs, no sweets nothing good – meaning that u couldn’t eat that taco bell of yours – or eat cookies or chips or pizza or even ice cream! no fucking ice cream i am soooo hungry and i can’t even drink a soda! i need caffeine!

  2. Posted by sociallyconsciousbird.com » Blog Archive » on 09.19.07 at 10:57:43

    [...] Listen, I’m all for disliking the police (link and link). But I respect them. And if they tell me to do something, I do it. And so should everyone else. End of story. [...]

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