Don’t be a chicken
Posted on 01.31.07 8:09PM in college, food
Once upon a time, I was away from home and living with my brother, so I thought it would be a prudent idea to mosey on down to the local Publix and buy some food we could eat.
Oh, I filled my cart to the brim with all sorts of fantastic treats: Pop Tarts, Chef Boyardee, Hot Pockets, and frozen pizza.
I tried to balance that complete lack of consideration for my health with some not-so-awful things: bagels (with extra cream cheese!), bottled water, and, last but not least – the crème de la crème of my sojourn to the grocery – real honest-to-goodness chicken breast.
This was in August. All of these things have gone by the wayside (read: spoiled or into my stomach). However, to this day, if you come to my humble abode, meander into the kitchen, make your way to the icebox, yank on the freezer door, move the half-empty bag of ice towards the bottom, and rummage into our meat storage bin, you will find a couple of chicken breasts as hard as rocks and as inedible as, well, rocks.
All right. Lesson learned. Only buy food that can be cooked and done away with in 30 seconds. Thanks, college!
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Posted by Kyle on 02.01.07 at 02:32:28
id still eat em
Posted by Hot Chrissy on 02.01.07 at 15:22:13
begals aren’t healthy
Posted by Ian on 02.18.07 at 03:22:23
No….begals are NOT healthy. DO NOT EAT BEGALS!
Posted by Kyle on 02.18.07 at 22:13:21
begal is a good meat, not the best the canine world has to offer but far from the worst…now poodles, on the other hand,taste horrible