Chinese Insanity

Posted on 02.04.04 3:56PM in bad grammar, family

The actual fortunes from the fortune cookies included with the Chinese food my family ordered last night:

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…sigh.

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  1. Posted by Angus on 10.15.05 at 14:24:42

    Today will bring you bitchin’-tough!!!

  2. Posted by Casey on 10.15.05 at 14:25:07

    Angus, watch your language.

  3. Posted by Joey G on 10.15.05 at 14:25:35

    i got a fortune cookie a while back that said, and i quote, “a nice cake is waiting for you” not that i am one to rain on a cakes parade but how do those crazy chinese people know i am gonna get a cake. but just in case i ever find a unclaimed cake, it’s all mine

  4. Posted by Cody on 10.15.05 at 14:25:54

    you callin me crazy son?

    ok, the secret to fortune cookies is that there are microscopic sensors in the cookie that detect what kind of person u r and what type of fortune u should receive as soon as u touch the cookie. then, when the paper is exposed to light, little nano-robots write ur personalized message so quickly u won’t even notice it (so, no switching fortunes)

    isn’t chinese technology grand?

  5. Posted by Joey G on 10.15.05 at 14:26:18

    i carry around that fortue in my wallet so who really is the crazy 1?

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