The Sexiest Driveway in Clearwater

Posted on 02.24.06 10:55PM in funny stories, high school

Getting up at 5 A.M. daily can take its toll.

Take for example when I walked out to my car this morning. I thought it was a bit drafty. I looked down. I had forgotten to put on a shirt. I said to myself, “Self, you should probably go put on a shirt.”

I sat in my car for three minutes trying to regain the energy to walk back inside.

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  1. Posted by Angus Hill on 02.28.06 at 21:00:12

    Dude, you sure you weren’t dreaming. I have have dreams where I’m in public without my shirt on all the time, and no one says a thing…

    …by the way, why were you looking at me funny and making comments about my nipples last tuesday?

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