Tricky, tricky

Posted on 06.08.05 1:58PM in complaints, letters

Dear United Cab Company:

I realize that you’re a taxi service and therefore a common vehicular design is necessary for name recognition, but do you really have to paint all of your cars black and white and slap your logo on the side?

Every time I see one of your cabs, I panic and downshift because I think you’re The Fuzz. Then, after you pass, I curse your name and swear never to use your service.

Because really, who wants to get charged $.40 for every additional mile while carting around in the back of a pseudo patrol car?

Love,
Casey

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  1. Posted by Trizis on 10.15.05 at 17:24:16

    Your grievance with their design is not the first to be noted…I’ve been complaining about that for years. I prefer the honking and swearing method of issuing complaints though.

  2. Posted by Vince on 10.15.05 at 17:24:59

    i totally agree. I hate pigs and anyone that looks like them. I say that everyone starts to egg every single united cab you see. Bastards.

  3. Posted by Trizis on 10.15.05 at 17:25:18

    couldn’t we just egg cops? more exciting.

  4. Posted by Lauren on 10.15.05 at 17:25:38

    i just…miss you.

  5. Posted by Christina on 10.15.05 at 17:26:06

    actually i’ve never had the privilege to see a united cab company black and white. maybe i just don’t pay attention when i’m on the road.

  6. Posted by Nathan T on 10.15.05 at 17:26:25

    i believe its .40 for every additional quarter mile, but eh, not like thats important

    dont you ever curse the heritage of my forefathers again

    (get it, brown ppl drive taxis)

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