Revenge of the Sith

Posted on 05.18.05 1:56PM in letters, movies

Dear George Lucas,

It is 3:06 AM, and I just got back from my local theater. Now that I’ve seen every Star Wars movie in the saga, I have a few suggestions that could make it even better than it is.

# Can we please see Queen Amidala’s boobs?
# You should remake Episode 1 so that Jar Jar Binks does not talk.
# Perhaps an intellectual Wookie? You know, one who wears glasses and gives the British equivalent of a hearty grunt. All of the current Wookies just sound retarded.
# Can we please see Queen Amidala’s boobs?

Love,
Casey

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  1. Posted by Ian on 10.15.05 at 17:15:19

    I was privileged to have received the recent Natalie Portman film, “Closer”, in the mail as part of my Blockbuster plan thingy. Not only is it an entertaining and thought-provoking movie; it also features scenes that may just satisfy admonitions one and four.

  2. Posted by Angus on 10.15.05 at 17:15:37

    Does anyone remember when R2 was actually a midget in costume? Or the Ewoks who were played by midgets in costumes?….The prequels used nothing but CGI for R2 and lacked any Ewoks…

    5. Add more midgets…Yoda doesn’t count.

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