I have a big head
Posted on 12.26.03 3:36PM in Christmas, cults, family
I was sitting at Christmas Dinner last night, and suddenly an argument arose.
Mom: Grandma, look at Casey’s hair!
Grandma (While feeling my head): Honey, he’s got nice hair.
Mom, Dad, & Brother: It’s too long!
Grandma: No, honey – Its length fits his head.Awkward silence ensues…
Apparently I have a big head. Oh well – all the better to insult you with.
I don’t really want to cut my hair. It’s silly. Those Twelve Tribes people say that it’s against God’s will to cut my hair. Besides, all the lovely ladies prefer it long – Anything to please them.
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Posted by Ian on 10.15.05 at 14:19:07
Casey’s hair is way too long. Seriously.
Posted by Andrew Pi on 10.15.05 at 14:19:25
Petersons have big heads. See that? That’s a period. So is that. And that. And that. Oh gawd it doesnt end… Hey I ended it with 3 periods and they have a special name for that but I forget so it ended. Damn there’s another. Or is there?
Posted by Ian on 10.15.05 at 14:19:41
Ellipses.