Comments on: Public Restrooms

By: Nathan T

Nathan T — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 18:59:15 +0000

SON
not only is it weird when ppl start talkin or lookin at my huge pepe, BUT, when i gotta piss so bad and i dont take the time to concentrate on the RIGHT SPOT to piss on in the urinal, i just shoot at a random point, and guess what happens, MY HANDS MY BELT MY PHONE even MY WATCH all dotted with little piss droplets, yea i sed it, PISS DROPLETS how the fuck am i supposed to cope w. that?
huh?
yea didnt think so
and another thing
this is why im scared of goin to the RR in a urinal, so i go in a stall, and what do i do
thats rite…
i get a stream goin, then decide to do 360 spins dancing around in the stall, WHY? cuz i can i got a door bitch
and what happens… the piss gets thru the little one inch crack at the doors and in between the stalls so ppl dont kno what to expect or when to expect it… all i kno is that they get REALLY MAD so when they do… u gotta open the door (with a steady stream still goin of course) and just piss all over them, that way, they’re crying, and u can RUN

yea i swear this never really happened…

maybe i should keep my mouth shut from now on

By: Taryn

Taryn — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 18:58:40 +0000

Which brings about uncomfortable visuals, thanks but no thanks Angoose

By: Angus

Angus — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 18:58:23 +0000

That brings about interesting thoughts…

By: Taryn

Taryn — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 18:58:01 +0000

Well, why do you think girls go to the bathroom together?

By: Lorie

Lorie — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 18:57:34 +0000

Women are weirder about the restroom. We’ll gladly hand paper under the stalls. I guess the only thing weird about women in the restroom. #2 just seems so unladylike to accomplish in a ladies restroom, while other women are glamming up for a big date, etc.

By: Casey

Casey — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 18:57:08 +0000

Yeah, that’s pretty much it.

Curses to the Peterson gene

By: Angus

Angus — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 18:56:38 +0000

So basically you are saying you have a small penis and the guy next to you made you uncomfortable because compared to you the size of his penis was very large. Its ok, we can’t all be manly men…