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	<title>Comments on: Chinese Insanity</title>
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	<description>i think too much, and then forget to write any of it down.</description>
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		<title>By: Joey G</title>
		<link>http://sociallyconsciousbird.com/wordpress/?p=22#comment-27</link>
		<dc:creator>Joey G</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2005 18:26:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i carry around that fortue in my wallet so who really is the crazy 1?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i carry around that fortue in my wallet so who really is the crazy 1?</p>
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		<title>By: Cody</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cody</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2005 18:25:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you callin me crazy son? 

ok, the secret to fortune cookies is that there are microscopic sensors in the cookie that detect what kind of person u r and what type of fortune u should receive as soon as u touch the cookie. then, when the paper is exposed to light, little nano-robots write ur personalized message so quickly u won&#039;t even notice it (so, no switching fortunes) 

isn&#039;t chinese technology grand?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you callin me crazy son? </p>
<p>ok, the secret to fortune cookies is that there are microscopic sensors in the cookie that detect what kind of person u r and what type of fortune u should receive as soon as u touch the cookie. then, when the paper is exposed to light, little nano-robots write ur personalized message so quickly u won&#8217;t even notice it (so, no switching fortunes) </p>
<p>isn&#8217;t chinese technology grand?</p>
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		<title>By: Joey G</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joey G</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2005 18:25:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i got a fortune cookie a while back that said, and i quote, &quot;a nice cake is waiting for you&quot; not that i am one to rain on a cakes parade but how do those crazy chinese people know i am gonna get a cake. but just in case i ever find a unclaimed cake, it&#039;s all mine</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i got a fortune cookie a while back that said, and i quote, &#8220;a nice cake is waiting for you&#8221; not that i am one to rain on a cakes parade but how do those crazy chinese people know i am gonna get a cake. but just in case i ever find a unclaimed cake, it&#8217;s all mine</p>
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		<title>By: Casey</title>
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		<dc:creator>Casey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2005 18:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Angus, watch your language.</description>
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		<title>By: Angus</title>
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		<dc:creator>Angus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2005 18:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Today will bring you bitchin&#039;-tough!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today will bring you bitchin&#8217;-tough!!!</p>
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