2020
[ 3 Comments ] Posted on 04.12.05 in UF, college
Having officially proven my worth as a mediocre gifted student with my 2020 on the new SAT, I’ve decided that I’m not going to apply to, say, Harvard. Or Yale. Yale’s out, too.
It’s great to be a Florida Gator…
Call it torture
[ 3 Comments ] Posted on 02.28.05 in college, letters
Dear colleges that are sending me application letters,
Everything you send to me looks alike. There’s a picture of a token group of interracial males and females sitting outside with books smiling, a list of the exact same undergraduate options, and a business reply card that I will probably never fill out.
If you want to make things really easy for me, you could just pool your publication funds together and send one collective parcel with the name of your college, its difficulty on a scale of one to ten, and an approximation of the number of girls in your town who might be interested in pursuing a long term relationship with me.
Yeah, that would be great.
Love,
Casey