Santa Maria!
[ No Comments ] Posted on 12.20.07 in Buccaneers, complaints, speeding tickets
Well, it happened.
The Bucs returned a kickoff for a touchdown.
And I was there to see it.
All in all, it was a memorable day: I saw Michael Spurlock jet his way into Buccaneers history; I saw my Bucs win the division… again; and, of course, Ian was the victim of collateral damage from an accident on the way home and the police took two hours to get to the wreck.
Funny how they’re always around when they want to give me a ticket, but when I need them they take their own sweet time. Ridiculous.
When the taser’s away, the bored cops will play
[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 12.05.07 in complaints, letters
Dear police officers on bicycles patrolling the sparse crowds on Newell Drive around lunchtime,
You guys need to get real jobs. Writing tickets to people who ride bikes all day is a feeble attempt at squeezing some power out of your otherwise laughable profession.
Love,
Casey
Tricks, no treat
[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 11.05.07 in complaints, holidays
On Halloween night, some little kid had the gall to come up to my door sans costume and beg for candy in his pillowcase. I sent him away empty-handed.
What a little brat.